I didn't get fired today. I think this is an accomplishment. I thought surely the ax was going to fall on Monday. I am not a bad person or anything. I just got off to a really really bumpy start with some people. God knows getting along is a requirement for a good employee at the Department of Literal-Things (DOLT) for short. The motto here is "We think so you don't have to." So maybe my guardian angel is looking out for me. If that is the case, I just want to say to my guardian angel, good job, I don't know what you did or which senior anager you talked to but I am extremely relieved to still have my job. I really want to work at DOLT I really really do. Thank you ever so much guardian angel, my next spreadsheet is dedicated to you!
So today was my first not-so-horrible day at work. I hope this trend continues. God knows downward trends are bad things, especially for the messenger. Even DC wasn't as humid as usual. I wish the Founding Fathers wrote in the constitution that all government business should cease or transfer to a cooler place during the god-awful summers in DC. Perhaps, the government should move to someplace nice during the summer like Seattle. The DC locals would get a break and other parts of the country could enjoy being a part of the "beltway experience."
I think on my next vacation I will go someplace cold.
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