More job trauma and drama

Dear Bloggy,

Egad, I am being 'reassigned' at work. I am waiting for the ax to fall.

Right now, it will be a test of nerves, steel, and determination. Will I quit? Will my boss fire me? Who is going to blink first?! Me me me.

In the meantime I am going to think of 1001 ways to say, I quit!

1.
boss@dolt.com
from a@dolt.com
re: Status
Stick a fork in me, I"M DONE. I quit.


2.
boss@dolt.com
from a@dolt.com
re: Status
So long. Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen, good night!
I quit I quit I quit this ghastly site!

3.
boss@dolt.com
from a@dolt.com
re: status
day o day oooo daylight come and me quit my job
come mister tally man tally the project
nobody can count cause this economist go home

4.


boss@dolt.com
from a@dolt.com
re: status

I think that I have never seen
a project unwieildy assigned to me

A project that you assigned in jest
Against all odds my very worst test

I quit now, so summer I will frolic