Friday, May 08, 2009

Contractor of the year Award

Dear Dryer Vent Contractor:

Thank you for coming to my home and putting the cover over the dryer vents. I really appreciate your care and due diligence regarding the 2 birds you trapped in there. When we called, you said you would "Fix it." Somehow you managed to reset the covers and trap another bird. I just set all the bastards free and ruined your $350 dollar fix.

BTW, I am not going to add you on the Home Owners Association Fav Home Contractors.
Anger one Yuppie, you anger them all!

Sincerely,

The Aggravated Economist

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