Dark Side of the Moon

I need a vodka shot and some Tylenol. Not necessarily in that order.

Why DC sucks

I can't seem to gather my thoughts in paragraphs so I guess I will itemize it. This is why I think DC sucks. Sing to

1. DC government is being run like a banana republic
2. Marion Barry is an elected DC Council Member
3. Metrorail kills
4. There are too many Ls: lawyers, lobbyists, and liars
5. The Real World is filming in Dupont Circle
6. Larry Summers is an actual economic advisor following Harvard fiasco
7. Fannie Mae is still not federalized
8. Where being a bum is a valid career path
9. DDOTs clueless 14th st bridge project
10. Tourists who walk in clumps

I only like the Costcos, Reagan Airport, and Mary Matalin.

I hate DC in the summertime

On metrorail, there is a is a stink to seat ratio in the summer. The empty seats are usually next to stinky and/or crazy people. I typically use a five point scale.

1 Point Moderate stinky/no craziness
2 Points Slightly stinky/no craziness
3 Points Odorific
4 Points Visible Dirt, cloud of dust and fumes
5 Points Oscar the Grouch would be proud!/Randome muttering or cursing

If they are 1-2 points I can handle. After 3, hasta la vista baby. Unfortunately, today I sat next to a #4. It was a stealthy stinky person. It was too crowded to move! Oh the horror!

I should have used some vicks vapo rub under my nostrils! The man smelled like death!