Why DC sucks

I can't seem to gather my thoughts in paragraphs so I guess I will itemize it. This is why I think DC sucks. Sing to

1. DC government is being run like a banana republic
2. Marion Barry is an elected DC Council Member
3. Metrorail kills
4. There are too many Ls: lawyers, lobbyists, and liars
5. The Real World is filming in Dupont Circle
6. Larry Summers is an actual economic advisor following Harvard fiasco
7. Fannie Mae is still not federalized
8. Where being a bum is a valid career path
9. DDOTs clueless 14th st bridge project
10. Tourists who walk in clumps

I only like the Costcos, Reagan Airport, and Mary Matalin.