Thursday, July 17, 2008

Coffee rage, a new Northern Virginia Pastime

I officially declare that I hate DC and surrounding Northern Virginia city states (Arlington and Alexandria). They could not have picked a worse spot for our Capitol City. I don't think anyone would want to occupy us because they couldn't deal with the heat and humidity. I think the heat here is worse than Miami.

We are currently dealing with freak deluges of rain and some Starbucks closings. Consumers are starting to panic and start harrassing the people who make their coffee. The Washington Post is reporting that some someone named Mr. Simmermon flipped out about not getting a cup of ice with his espresso. See here:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/16/AR2008071602018.html
Obviously Mr. Simmermon is not well and needs immediate sedation. If you can't handle your caffeine, then get out of the coffee shop. This guy seems like a total Tool! Divert your rage, man, it is just espresso!

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