Today started auspciously, I threw up my cornflakes on my carpet. My day did not improve.
When I got to work, I was all hot and sweaty and had to figure out what to do about lunch. Due to previous cornflake trauma, I ate saltines and coke.
Needless to say I looked like Death Warmed over most of the day. This scared the office mate and affected office productity.
Someone asked me what I like about DC. I told them I like the airports, the shopping and Butterstick the panda. Everything else sucks.
TO top things off, I left my key badge in my office and was locked out in the hallway. I waited 20 minutes to be left in cause everyone left for the day.
I need a shot of Grey Goose and call it a night.
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